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Diddly Squat Cow Juice

Diddly Squat Cow Juice

Regular price £38.00 GBP
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A Collectors Item Straight from Diddly Squat Farm

Introducing Diddly Squat Farm Cow Juice Vodka, the smoothest spirit to ever grace your glass, fermented from whey and distilled with Diddly Squat's own spring water. It’s clean, crisp, and as high quality as one of Jeremy Clarkson’s legendary farming rants.

Made from the finest ingredients, this vodka is perfect whether you’re celebrating a small victory, enduring another farming disaster, or just need a proper drink at the end of the day.

With a creamy texture and rich, full-bodied flavour, it’s just as good sipped straight as it is mixed into your favourite cocktail.

Cheers to farm-fresh fun in every bottle because life’s too short for bad vodka.

Why You Need This:

  • A true collector’s item from Diddly Squat Farm.
  • Fermented from whey & distilled with Diddly Squat spring water.
  • Smooth, creamy, and downright delicious.
  • Pairs perfectly with our Diddly Squat Caviar.

How to Drink It:

  • Neat & chilled, because you know what you’re doing.
  • Over ice, for those who like to take their time.
  • In a cocktail, because even the best vodka likes company.

Perfect with our Diddly Squat caviar

 50cl bottle, 40% ABV


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