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Diddly Squat Classic Caviar

Diddly Squat Classic Caviar

Regular price £30.00 GBP
Regular price Sale price £30.00 GBP
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Proper fancy fish eggs, straight from Diddly Squat Farm Shop. Sustainably sourced, ridiculously tasty, and posh enough to impress your friends. Approved by Clarkson himself.

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Right, listen up. This isn’t your usual cheap supermarket nonsense. This is Diddly Squat Classic Caviar, actual proper sturgeon roe, hand-selected and packed with more luxury than James May’s wine collection.

Sold at Diddly Squat Farm Shop (yes, the one from TV), this fancy fish egg extravaganza is perfect for anyone who enjoys posh nosh, fine dining, or just winding up their friends with something ridiculously decadent.

  • Sustainably sourced, because, apparently, that matters
  • Pairs brilliantly with Champagne,¦ or beer, if you’re that way inclined
  • Classy enough for a billionaire, tasty enough for everyone

If you want to eat like a farmer with expensive taste, this is the stuff. Just don’t eat it with a metal spoon, that’s a thing.

Available in multiple sizes, from 30g (if you’re cheap) to 1kg (if you’re Clarkson).

Limited Edition – Sold at Diddly Squat Farm Shop and here, if you’re lucky.

 

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Enjoy fresh caviar delivered straight to your doorstep with our reliable next-day shipping. Packaged in refrigerated containers, we ensure optimal freshness

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Caviar FAQ's

How should I store my caviar?

Caviar should be kept refrigerated at 0°C to 4°C in its unopened tin. Once opened, consume immediately or within 3 days for the best quality.

Can the caviar be frozen?

We don’t recommend freezing caviar, as it can affect the texture and flavor of the delicate eggs.

What’s the best way to serve caviar?

Serve caviar chilled in its tin on a bed of crushed ice. Use a mother-of-pearl or non-metallic spoon to preserve its natural flavor.

What can I pair with Caviar?

Caviar pairs wonderfully with blinis, crème fraîche, and chilled Vodka or Champagne. Its flavor can also be enjoyed on its own.

How much caviar do I need per person?

We recommend approximately 30-50 grams per person for a traditional serving.

What’s the difference between caviar varieties?

Each type of caviar offers unique characteristics, from the buttery notes of Imperial Gold to the creamy texture of Persian Beluga. Explore our collection to find your favorite.

Large or Custom Order?

Have specific requirements or need a larger quantity? Our team is here to help craft the perfect order for your needs—just get in touch!