Healthy-ish. Heavily Indulgent. Some call it balance. We call it a brilliant excuse.

A ribbon of cucumber (for the illusion of virtue).

A whisper of sour cream (because restraint is overrated).

Smoked salmon (naturally).

And a crown of caviar - the kind of detail that makes small talk unnecessary.

Neat. Naughty. Entirely necessary.

And yes, you can absolutely have another.